After the beautiful weather we’ve had this week, it’s hard to believe that just a few weeks ago, we had snow! That’s Winter in the Deep South for you. The Seasons here are like a big family, we love to show off our Spring Beauties in all of their glory days, we have loads of fun with the Triplets- Lake, Bay and Gulf Coast in Summer, then we long for the weather to cool off for when the fun, colorful cousins-Fall, Foliage, Football and Holly Days arrive. But Winter in the Deep South is the fickle eccentric side of the family. Snow is like the flighty aunt who lives way up above the Mason Dixon Line, who makes sneaky calls to the weatherman sayin’ she’s coming home but changes her mind at the last minute. Aunt Snow is mostly a no-show, but when she does drift down it’s a surprise visit. She comes breezing in and before she can wear out her welcome she’s gone- leaving us to wonder when or if we’ll ever see her again. Snow is the most fickle weather condition in the Deep South. This sun-filled winter week, the flowering quince is showing out and bulbs are pushing up foliage- like when our colorful sun-loving cousins are around, quirky things happen. It’s because we’re having another weather pattern that actually does happen every Winter in the Deep South- a warm spell right in the dead of winter. We worry about the foliage and blooms- we would rather have blossoms near Easter. Old gardeners tell me that it’s actually a good thing for bulbs to put out foliage- if a killing frost comes through, the bulbs will have extra food to make it until Spring. Who knows if it’s true? Yet, somehow we do manage to have a beautiful show sometime along April or May- though I do recall one Easter when everything was just beautiful then lo and behold! Aunt Snow showed up before we had a chance to get out the bed sheets to throw over the azaleas! We generally accept that Winter in the Deep South will be like having unexpected company, you know the type, the eccentric, unusual characters. Uncle Duncan Raines is quite a character- using colorful loud language, Uncle Dunc storms in, dropping by for a few demanding hours and then leaves you with a mess to clean up.
Or, the unexpected company is like Uncle Burl Frost, who always overstays his welcome. If he brings his sister with him? Let’s just say, we nevah roll out the welcome mat when Burl Frost and his sister Freesia Butler drop by! Brrrr! It’s a chilling visit! Pipes rattle and freeze when they hear these two coming. Burl and Freesia are considered bonafide nuts! However, the most peculiar and eccentric of the whole Winter clan is- Uncle Gray Ova Caste. He doesn’t say much, so we don’t either. We tell ourselves that Winter’s occasional visits from Aunt Snow are fun, that Frost and Freesia kill off the bugs, we always need a Duncan Raine…it’s just the cold, gray overcast days that dampen our spirits. The doldrums set in when Uncle Gray Ova Caste settles in for a long dreary spell. They say he made his fortune in pharmaceuticals. After one long stretch of heartbreakingly damp, overcast days, hanging heavy with fog- a friend once exclaimed, ‘If this fog would just lift!’ Uncle Gray Ova Caste is plain depressing, he shows up with heavy footsteps, damp boots and sits there looking dreary. We sit around longing for him to move along. That’s the part of Winter in the Deep South we dread the most, but then there are those clear dark starry nights when he finally drifts away. Without much warning, another warm spell will come along and lift our spirits. The Camellias will bloom, and we’ll tell ourselves that Spring in all of her glory will come by soon. I for one, am longing for it.
Love y’all, Camellia
*Vintage photographs of ‘Uncle Burl Frost and his sister Freesia Butler’ are from old family photographs belonging to Camellia’s Cottage- they were unnamed so Burl and Freesia seemed as good as any!
*Also, I would like to say- it’s at times like these that I truly wish I was a better writer and made better use of this beautiful language to convey what Winter is like in the Deep South, but hope you had fun with my folly and unusual cast of characters!
Reblogged this on MARSHALL W THOMPSON, SR and commented:
Winter in Louisiana lasts about 2 weeks. Here in Tennessee, about 3 mo’s and snows. I hate winter and it hates me. I can’t function past 50 degrees. Things turn brown and die. I do not have any long pants and have never owned a pair of gloves. I don’t think God likes me.
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Hysterical Marshall!
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You are a wonderful writer! I smiled all the way thru! 😂
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Why thank you, I’m not sure my English teachers from long ago would agree with your complimentary assessment, but I hope you smiled big enough to show your teeth!
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Of course😁
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Uncle Gray spends a good part of the winter in these regions up north. Depressing yes. It’s why we northerners go batshit crazy when spring comes! (Hope that’s delicate enough for southern ladies)
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Oh we know Uncle Gray gets around! actually we are used to colorful language- we just try our best not to use it unless absolutely necessary! hysterical! xoxo
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Love this. Freesia Butler 😀 spent the last few weeks in Florida but I finally convinced her to visit someone else!
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Aunt Freesia is a coldhearted woman…I think she came up this way! ha
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Aunt Snow, oh how we know! She is my favorite. It really feels like she’s coming to north Ala today, but we’ll probably just get Duncan Raine. 😉
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Oh I love that you understand winter in the Deep South! Uncle Dunc has stopped by here today ! Xoxo
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I love being from the South!! You just shut yore mouth! You are an excellent writah!
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You are too kind, sometimes I get through with a post and just wish I had better command of the English language! A goal of writing better always
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You are wonderful, just the way you are!
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That was very clever. Good job describing my southern homeland. Thanks.
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Oh I had fun writing it! Thank you!
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